I am exactly the correct amount of horny, in the correct ways, towards the correct individuals and objects

if anyone in tech were actually interested in making the world a better place they would invent a set of earbuds with the ergonomics and convenience of the airpods pro but with near-zero latency. (greg daniels shouting on taskmaster voice) I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE LIMITED BY BOTH THE BLUETOOTH PROTOCOL AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, NERDS! FIGURE IT OUT!