Computers love uniformity

A minor but annoying thing is if you search 'Islander Day' (the P.E.I. provincial holiday on the third Monday of February) on Google, it helpfully gives you a little 'knowledge' graph above the results telling you that Family Day's date is Monday, February 17, 2025. Mine helpfully has the word Manitoba underneath to tell me this is a holiday in Manitoba where I live. For those of you outside Canada, today isn't a national holiday, but many of the provinces in Canada decided to make a holiday that lines up with President's Day in the US and most of the provinces that did that decided to call that day 'Family Day'. Wikipedia reasonably enough groups these holidays together under a page called 'Family Day (Canada)' but there's no real reason for Google to do so when I search for Islander Day. Islander Day isn't more correctly called Family Day and neither is celebrated in Manitoba like Google told me, it's Louis Riel Day here.

N.B., if you search for Louis Riel Day, it may give you the same knowledge graph, or it might instead give you a snippet from a Saskatchewan culture site telling you Louis Riel day is observed by the Métis on November 16th. the Manitoba Métis Federation now refers to that as Louis Riel Commemoration Day and my location is set to Manitoba, but the Saskatchewan and Ontario Métis nation websites both just call the 16th Louis Riel Day and the Métis have the right here to say which day they observe Riel's legacy.

N.B., it is Family Day in NB

Movies

It's honestly so important to remember the word is as goofy as 'talky'

#movies

How I would fix the Academy Awards

Best Director winner has to make a direct sequel to whatever wins Best Picture

#movies #things they should listen to me about

Mid-Afternoon Music

I composed this piece based on the sound I got when I threw a basketball at an electone — Tucker is probably my favourite music I discovered through twitter

#morning music #music

My opinion on the 'best' unsung website

I think it is the Online Etymology Dictionary. I use it all the time and I feel like it does not get the credit it's due[by who, me?]

Some All-Trades Jagoff

I was originally going to be more glib about this timeline apps article in the Verge a friend linked me too. I have a visceral, almost primal negative reaction to these apps, and David Pierce's suggestion of my current state of being does the article no favours:

You’re following creators on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube, keeping up with your favorite memes on Tumblr and all the news on Bluesky, refreshing your favorite subreddits over and over all day, and checking your favorite news sites a few times, too.

The premise of these apps is that everything on the internet is a feed, and their promise is that you can have access to all these feeds in one place. This is, of course, the promise RSS made. It is also the memory many have of the heyday of RSS. Pierce even pitches these apps along with a plea to truly consider what you add to the apps—to take the retreat from unending algorithmic feeds toward a more curatorial approach. I think this impulse is good! But I think the premise these apps are built on is one we should chafe against and I think the promise of these apps is a trap.

RSS never was everything for me. I didn't have my messenger chats in Google Reader, or my email, or any of the forums I visited on there. I don't think it ever would have dawned on me to even want that. Some of that communication was synchronous and some of that would have been updates I largely didn't care about or wouldn't want to see until I actively went looking. I don't think everything is a feed (or at least it isn't in anything but the most superficial sense), and to treat it that way is to cheapen anything that doesn't fit nicely into that model. Even within my RSS reader I treat different things differently. I skim and mostly ignore my local paper's news stories but I save up Morning Music posts until I have a free afternoon to enjoy a curated experience. It's nice to know when there's something new to look for, but I do wish more places on the internet offered a place to just click around and find cool things like on my friend Casey's site. I consider One Gross Online a pale imitation, but it's page design and feed experience is aimed at making it a place to check out instead of just a feed to consume (whether it's there or not it is a goal to continue to aspire to).

My bigger problem with these types of apps (other than the fact that any of these social media and commercial sites will do their best to crush them if they gain any real purchase), is that a social media site is a place to be (or to avoid :) ). These apps simultaneously let these places run rampant and keep you out of them. The noisiest feeds will drown out the rest and have you reading everything as if it's from there. But also, you will be outside those places. Divorced of their context. It's sort of the other side of the coin from any of the tools that let you spam social media by cross-posting to both Twitter and Mastodon at once or Mastodon and Blue Sky (I've seen like 2 people who seemed to work out how to do this in a way that felt natural and you can flatter yourself to believe I mean you specifically if you were one of the people to do this). Even for slower sites like letterboxd that I unabashedly like, I am excited to see all the movies my friend Liz just added to her watch list. I would be sad if I didn't see that when I went to the site. I would hate it if that showed up in my RSS feed.

What's my thesis here? Tools that do everything rarely do anything well and even the best do it at the expense of some of those things? That places are and should be unique and to fit them into the same place is to strip them of any meaning or character? Sure. Let's pretend I made a full case for that. What does that mean for this posting into the void microblog I wrote this on? I don't know. I think my problems with it are sort of the problems I'm talking about and the answer isn't yet forthcoming to me. Watch this space (or add it to your timeline app so you don't have to)

#haterposting #timelines

New Website Alert

Beocijies by Mail is live. My good pal kit has mailed me a webpage and it is now available to you over the internet

#website

Magic all around us

No flyers please

we cannot be held accountable for damage caused by carts i left in our parking lot

Without a hint of irony

Walking through my neighbourhood i see Ukrainian flags and ‘stop the war’ messages, orange signs declaring’every child matters’ and also more ‘#bringthemhome’ signs cheering on a genocide than i can tear down on a single walk

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